I BROUGHT MY NEW FRIEND HOME — WHEN SHE SAW MY HUSBAND, SHE ALMOST LUNGED AT HIM.
So, I recently started doing group fitness classes and really hit it off with my trainer, Mary. She’s amazing — super fit and really supportive. We started grabbing lunch after workouts, shopping together, all that fun stuff.
One day, I decided to invite Mary and her 7-year-old daughter over for dinner,just to introduce our kids and let her meet my husband. Everything’s going greeat — I’m cooking dinner, getting ready, then there’s a knock on the door.
I open it to see Mary and little Cindy, holding an apple pie and a bottle of wine. But the second Mary saw my husband, her smile disappeared. She dropped the wine, stormed toward him, and yelled:
“YOU!??????? I’M CALLING TO ⬇️⬇️